FUNGE.COM             WELCOME GUEST!  IF YOU WANT TO COMMENT, PLS. DON'T COMMENT. THANK YOU! 

 Dear guest
            welcome to Funge! hope you enjoy and you will 
laugh out loud!........maybe, hehe, again, hope you enjoy , and god bless you all. 
                                                 by: Sy     



You can't do it on our bed!                                                              "Atay" or "Adobo"? (If you're eating, do not read this!)

                                                                                                        
An italian guy was taking a trip to                                                   A man who was very very hungry named"Pedro"
america,he lives in a seedy hotel,                                                   he did not eat for 2 days!(grabe dba!) He saw a 
when he went to his room , there was no sheets on his bed.          man who came from the corner, He was holding a plastic,
so he asked the desk man...                                                             Pedro thought that it was "atay" or "adobo", so he said 
Italian: excuse me, I need two sheet on                                           Pedro: huy dong! that's expired!
my bed.                                                                                            Man: What! are you kidding me? I Just.........
Desk man: (shocked) you what!?                                                      Pedro: ahhh sus! Just give me that!
Italian: I said I need two sheet                                                         Pedro ate it and said......
on my bed.                                                                                       Pedro: hoy! What Kind of Food is this?
Desk man: NO!!! You can't shit                                                          Is this "atay"?
on our bed!!                                                                                      Man: No!! It's my poo idiot!
Italian: I need two sheet, or I will
not pay!! 
Desk man: NO!!!NO!!!NO!!!